Medi Monster, Inc. is a boutique cannabis genetics and cultivation-R&D company developing resilient, high-terpene cultivars for Pacific-Northwest outdoor conditions — selected through environmental stress testing, plant-level data, and repeatable operating systems.
Most commercially available cannabis genetics are optimized for controlled indoor production and frequently underperform outdoors in the Pacific Northwest, where humidity, rain, wind, temperature swings, pests, and mold pressure expose weak phenotypes.
Regionally adapted, mold-resistant, high-terpene outdoor genetics are scarce — and in growing demand.
Interest in home cultivation, autoflower lines, and boutique seed markets supports long-term demand.
Documented, repeatable performance under real stress is rare — and compounds into defensible IP.
Seattle 98116 rooftop outdoor test environment, 5-gallon fabric pots, standardized media. Summer focus on Bruce Banner Auto and Sour Apple Auto (staggered ~10 plants/month). Cold-season candidates reserved: Tropicana Cookies and Cherry Pie OG.
Live · running nowMedi Monster has expanded from a genetics-only concept into a full cultivation product ecosystem — genetics, rooftop R&D, sensor-backed data, proprietary grow inputs, and accessory products aimed at a smoother, more repeatable experience. Exact formulas are protected as trade secrets and excluded here.
All-in-one germination station: integrated warmth, humidity dome, gentle light, bottom-wicking hydration, push-release cells.
Concept locked · design R&DAll-in-one flower-finishing system designed to support the late-flower window. Trade-secret method under development.
Flagship · prototype R&DSeparate microbial root-zone and terpene-forward signal fractions used in the finishing system.
Formula protectedStarter plugs and base-media system supporting the germination-to-transplant workflow.
Prototype laneA proof layer that converts subjective flower/draw comfort into repeatable, test-backed data.
R&D frameworkPremium activated-carbon/fiber-style joint & pre-roll accessory focused on draw comfort, airflow, and dust control.
New product laneMonster Command turns the rooftop program into structured, sensor-backed data: live environmental telemetry, camera snapshots, plant-level tracking, irrigation and IPM logging, a seed/genetics registry, and an AI grow assistant. It's the system that makes the genetics data repeatable — and the long-term performance dataset defensible.
Feminized & autoflower seed lines
Clone sales & nursery operations
Genetics licensing
Grow inputs & accessories
Cultivation education & branded content
Research & adaptation consulting
| Instrument | Convertible note |
| Raise target | $500,000 |
| Interest | 4% |
| Maturity | 24 months |
| Valuation cap | $4,000,000 |
| Discount | 20% |
| Qualified-financing trigger | ~$1,000,000+ |
| Governing law | Washington |
| Investor obligations | Confidentiality & non-interference; respect for trade-secret material |
Holding company.
Genetics & R&D entity (trade name: Medi Monster, Inc.).
Operating / brand entity. All operational expenses flow here.
Founder & operator: Boback Ilami — leading genetics, rooftop R&D, and the in-house Monster Command software, with design/packaging support.
Investor-safe materials. Exact formulas, batch records, and manufacturing methods remain in a separate, NDA-gated formula workbook and are not included here.
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This round is a $500,000 convertible note (terms above). The note and subscription agreement are executed with our counsel, and funding instructions are shared securely at signing — never by email or through this portal.
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